SARTRE wants to know... My last relationship lasted at least
never had one. a week. a month. a year. still in it.  

My ideal partner should never
smoke around me. look at another man! take drugs. be jealous. wear polyester.  

Occasionally I mix up
a batch of martinis. a batch of cookies. their and there. prints with plaids. sex and love.  

I think that the appropriate amount of time to wait before having sex with a man is
soon as he says yes. soon as he asks. when it feels right. until the 4th date. at least a month.  

In a chat room, I would most likely lie about my
age weight/body job/finances past history "shoe size"