BOOTSMCGRAW wants to know... How do you feel about dating someone who lives out in the sticks?
Country? Cool! I`m city-bound. You can travel. I can travel. No trailers, please!  

What are your thoughts on ``gay`` life?
I love this bar! I can`t relate. ``A`` list events! I don`t act ``gay``. What`s ``gay`` life?  

Does a first date have to end in sex?
If you want date #2. Que sera, sera. A kiss is fine. Heck, no! Is it kinky?  

Do you like cats?
Of course. The other white meat And dogs, too. Under my tires. Make me sneeze.  

Where are you ticklish?
Absolutely nowhere. Armpits/sides only. Only my feet. Everywhere! Don`t tickle me.