MRNODAMNGOOD
is a:
gay
man located in
Peterborough,
UNITED KINGDOM.
Status:
Currently single
and looking for friends with a man.
Appearance:
Age: 38, Height: 6'00" 183cm , Weight: 250lbs 113kg , Ethnicity: No Answer
Location:
gay
Peterborough,
UNITED KINGDOM
gay
Information Listing:
38 y.o., 6`, 250 lbs
38 y.o., 6', 250 lbs. I'm single and willing to change that, but I'm not looking for it to happen. I am down to earth and honest as well. I enjoy cooking, music, particularly neo-soul, house and jazz; and I'm a comic book geek. I just moved to Houston in December and I don't know very many people here and meeting people seems to be difficult for me in Houston, so feel free to message me and introduce yourself. Oh yeah, I'm HIV-.
In an effort to be honest, my issues include, but may not be limited to:
1) I am a smoker, although I do prefer to smoke outside.
2) I speak my mind and I believe that when I can not speak my mind I am ashamed of what I think. I am very rarely ashamed of what I think and I do not say things to offend people...usually.
3) I am all for having a circle of friends, but I am against cliques.
4) I am too secure in myself to measure my penis and I realize that size seems to matter most to those that lack it most.
5) I volunteer as a baggage checker; if you have unchecked baggage you can not proceed beyond this point.
6) My credit score does not qualify me to be your Sugar Daddy.
7) While I am not feminine, I don't act straight.
8) My IQ is higher than the number of pounds I can bench press.
9) I am not all that freaky. I prefer to do the basics right.
10) If your profile is blank or only addresses your desires, you need to make a booty call to the X in this window. I'm not Oprah or your future employer; I have no intention to conduct an interview on you.
11) I did not sign a contract to be your Mr Right, I am more interested in being Mr Who I Am.
12) If you have a man, try giving him more attention than you give other people's profiles; you may be surprised at how good a man he is.
13) I'm not innocent, I don't claim to be, and I don't expect innocence from others; but, I my high level of sex drive doesn't mean I will hook-up with you. I don't hook-up often and I'm not opposed to the practice, it is1 I rarely indulge in. Good conversation an honesty are my foreplay.
14) I don't really have any fetishes. Guys in fetish leather scare me away, thugs offend me, and the whole cowboy thing is a turn off to me. No offense to anyone into those scenes, I'm just saying that I don't get down like that and I wish you the best.
15) While I appreciate a great ass, I'm a top, not a proctologist. Please do not e-mail me a pic of your ass where the camera is so deep in you or your ass is spread so wide open that I can see your prostate, colon, and lungs. I'm afraid that if I give you some I may never see that some again.
16) I have this thing against boys. I am all about big, strongish, grown men, preferably with chest hair. I can't cope with skinny, hungry-looking, petite boys whose life aspirations include finding a sugar daddy, getting tweaked, becoming a Britney Spears back-up dancer, and/or being cute. Grow up and eat a meal. I prefer men in their mid-to-upper 30s, but I am open to the low-to-mid fortysomethings.
DISCLAIMER: This is not an attempt to be pretentious, judgemental, or bitter. No offense was intended in this either. Once again, feel free to message me, even if it is just to tell me your reaction to this profile.
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